Posted 2 days ago

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

caswithashotgun:

howcanyoudream:

caswithashotgun:

during your first accidentally successful text post it’s like “no…stop…do not reblog…unless u REALLY want to…hehe…”
and then once you’ve learned your lesson it goes more like “NO PLEASE STOP I CAN’T EVEN FIND MY DASH ANYMORE RIP ME VIOLENTLY DROWNED IN NOTIFICATIONS AND OWN TEARS”

lets make this incredibly successful.

[cries]

I know the feel. Stage two is when it’s been dead for about a year AND THEN SOMEBODY FINDS IT AND REBLOGS AND YOU CANT SEE YOUR DASH AGAIN AND YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP!!!!!

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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Posted 2 days ago

note-a-bear:

thinksquad:

Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.

While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”

The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.

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they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore

Posted 2 days ago

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

Posted 3 days ago

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

Posted 3 days ago

zeldacosplayworldwide:

- character : Ganondorf

- game : Twilight Princess

- cosplayer : Elyrenae

- website link : http://elyrenae.tumblr.com/

- note : very nice female version of Ganondorf !

Posted 3 days ago
  1. Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
  2. Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
Posted 3 days ago

hasanashomestucklair:

daddy needs to go out, but luckily he has his teenage boy to watch over eridan 

Posted 3 days ago

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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